North Korean Soldiers Fighting Against Ukraine In Russian Army Hooked To Porn; Internet Reacts With Memes

According to “a usually reliable source,” per Financial Times journalist and its chief foreign affairs commentator, Gideon Rachman, a North Korean troop sent to Russia to fight against Ukraine has a new battlefront. According to Ukraine, Pyongyang has sent an estimated 11,000 soldiers to do Putin’s bidding. Earlier, South Korea and US intelligence, along with Nato, have claimed involvement of the North Korean army in Russia’s war against Ukraine. Per Ukraine’s counter-disinformation officer Andriy Kovalenko, the first conflict with the North Koreans was in Kursk, but it wasn’t a large-scale engagement. Per Kovalenko, they seem to be still under tactical training and deployed under various commands of the Russian army. Per the Ukrainian official, the North Korean army is donning Russian uniforms in the war. Per analysts, Kim Jong Un might have been promised military tech and other resources in exchange for the troop. Meanwhile, Gideon Rachman claimed that these North Korean men have now “unfettered access” to the Russian internet. And unfettered internet access also opens an unfettered row of incognito tabs. Allegedly, the North Korean men have discovered online porn and are gorging on it.

A usually reliable source tells me that the North Korean soldiers who have deployed to Russia have never had unfettered access to the internet before. As a result, they are gorging on pornography.
— Gideon Rachman (@gideonrachman) November 5, 2024

DoD can’t confirm whether North Korean troops in Russia are ‘gorging on pornography’
— Jeff_Schogol (@JSchogol73030) November 5, 2024

Meanwhile, the internet erupted in memefest over the report.

this is insane 😭 pic.twitter.com/xmbLYT11pK
— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) November 6, 2024

The report has been officially addressed by the Pentagon, though, which noted that it was unable to confirm the veracity of the aforementioned claim.

North Korean soldiers after watching porn all day instead of going to war. pic.twitter.com/3QKWfplMWb
— LORD OF THE SOUTH🇳🇬🇬🇧 (@jaynzegwu) November 6, 2024

North Korean soldiers 300 page deep into a porn deep dive instead of fighting for their country: pic.twitter.com/vI3vxgvJHQ
— “I.T.M.? 💸” (@chipjammer) November 5, 2024

First time a North Korean solider logged on porn hub pic.twitter.com/oslPOmmt5l
— unoffical cia operator (@DylanTop5) November 6, 2024

Sure, the porn tidbit is good, but if North Korean soldiers really have unfettered access to the internet this seems potentially… yuge!? I guess only the most loyal members of the “core class” are being sent but still, they might find out some things…
— Jemima Kelly (@jemimajoanna) November 5, 2024

North Korean soldiers considering returning to a life with no xvideos pic.twitter.com/l8DfpwvixN
— Honeyboy Wilson (@wongkongkong) November 6, 2024

North Koreans after the war in Ukraine is over: pic.twitter.com/HvmbzYEnfn
— Chris (@chrisrweeks) November 5, 2024

North Korean soldiers going back home to overthrow their government after seeing Teanna Trump for the first time in 4K pic.twitter.com/FNsPdWY4qf
— Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson (@ChiddenxNuddet) November 5, 2024

The DPRK soldiers coming out of the barracks like pic.twitter.com/anh0W8ka3c
— Muad’Dub (@CuzDubSaidSo) November 5, 2024

north korean soldier in ukraine, the global capital of child abuse material, finding out the capitalist west is actually as evil and degenerate as the communist propaganda they grew up on told them it was pic.twitter.com/iJ7w6QvK1z
— regan (@stillreezy) November 6, 2024

Wait until they find Sydney Sweeney pic.twitter.com/bLguXL1mFk
— Raymond (@rayRed32) November 6, 2024

Careful though. They’ll be lobbing grenades a kilometre in just a few weeks pic.twitter.com/kBl2g542Pn
— Mr Ben Ltd (@Ben_Fieldhouse) November 5, 2024

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