DENVER (KDVR) — To many parents’ chagrins, the Denver Broncos are singlehandedly proving to every child on the planet that an Uncrustable is indeed a viable meal. The Broncos players enjoy the circular PB&J so much that they consume over double the amount as the next highest NFL team.
The Athletic published a story after reaching out to NFL teams to figure out which team was consuming the most Uncrustables in a week. One can only wonder where the lead to develop this story spurred from but alas NFL players love themselves an Uncrustable.
None more so than the Broncos roster of 77 players.
According to the report, the Broncos players consume 700 Uncrustables in a week. The Seattle Seahawks who came in second place in the rankings only ate 320 weekly.
With 77 players on the roster and 700 Uncrustables eaten a week, each player would have to be eating 9.09 Uncrustables.
The top 10 NFL teams who eat the most Uncrustables include:
- Denver Broncos — 700
- Seattle Seahawks — 320
- Jacksonville Jaguars — 315
- Miami Dolphins — 300
- Atlanta Falcons — 250
- Pittsburgh Steelers — 225
- Arizona Cardinals — 200
- Minnesota Vikings — 200
- Los Angeles Chargers — 200
- Baltimore Ravens — 150
The entire NFL combined was estimated to eat about 80,000 Uncrustables a year.
